The Strange Appearance
of Frankie Bernardino
(Editor's note:
This is one of the most delightful Christmas stories I have ever read,
so please make yourself comfortable. Any resemblance of the characters
in this story with real life people is purely intentional.)
It was a
blistering hot and humid afternoon in December 1912. Outside the small
Australian township of Toowoomba, a balding itinerant worker-a swagman
in local parlance-knocked on Saint Damian's Convent door.
Toowoomba, situated in the hills of inland Queensland, Australia's
northeastern state, was normally blessed with a moderate climate, but
today was a scorcher.
It was a hot and bothered Sister Mary Michael who came to the door.
Perspiration seeped out from under the nun's heavy black habit, freely
covering her brow and making her red face shine.
"So what is it that you're wanting?" Sister Mary Michael asked gruffly,
as she scowled at the man from behind the screen door.
"I was wondering if you woulda have some work?" asked the stranger in
his broken English. "I am a jack-of-all-trades man. I canna fix things
and I do carpentry work and giardiniere-gardening."
The Irish nun looked the man up and down.
"Well, you're a sorry sight if I ever saw one. By all the saints, I
would not have considered you for anything on any other day but this.
But the roof has collapsed on our chapel and our caretaker is off in
Brisbane, no doubt cavorting with drunks and harlots in that cesspool
of sin. The drunken good-for-nothing just informed me he needed to go
and attend to family business, and this morning he is gone. So you'd
best come in," she said, as she opened the screen door.
The man humbly
stepped into the darkened interior. It was marginally cooler than the
outdoors, but still uncomfortably hot.
"So what is your name, man?" demanded the nun.
"Frankie," he answered. "Frankie Bernardino."
"Well, Mr. Frankie Bernardino, I can't pay you more than a pittance,
but I can give you a room and food. If you stay through Sunday there
may be more, depending on what gets put in the offering. I'll take what
I need for the convent and the children and you can have what's left.
It won't be much, if anything. The generosity of the parishioners round
here leaves much to be desired. Most of them think that they have it so
bad that they can't afford to help others, let alone the church. So are
those terms acceptable to you?" asked the nun.
"Si, sorella, I mean, Sister," said the man meekly.
The nun looked at him closer. He was shabbily dressed for sure and
obviously needed a bath, but there was a serene air about him that
belied his looks. His mouth seemed permanently upturned in a beatific
smile and his eyes had a sparkle about them that made him look almost
saintly.
"So what are you? Spanish, Portuguese, Italian?" Sister Mary Michael
asked, a little less gruffly.
"I am from Italia," replied Frankie. "I am sorry I do not speak English
very well. I speak French a little better, if you know French."
"No, we will have to try and make do with English," said the nun. "Come
this way. I'll show you the chapel, and then if you think you can make
the repairs, I'll show you your room."
As they passed outside the back of the convent, some of the aborigine
children who came there to day school waved at the stranger. Frankie
smiled at them and stopped to say hello, until Sister Mary Michael
hurried him along.
As they entered the chapel, the sun shone through the small
stained-glass windows, but more prominently through the large hole in
the roof. Frankie stooped to pick up a fragment of one of the beams,
and as he squeezed the spongy wood it crumbled between his fingers.
"Termites," he said. "They have been, how you say, hardworking!" A
termite was dislodged from the wood and climbed along his finger.
"Salute, Fratello Termite," said Frankie, as he held his finger up.
"You and your brothers have been busy. But-a you should-na be eating a
house of prayer. God is not pleased."
Sister Mary Michael shuddered when Frankie said the word "termite," for
she knew full well the destruction that they could cause.
"Oh Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" she said as she crossed herself. "Can you
stop them before they eat up the whole chapel?"
"I can-a try!" said Frankie, with a reassuring smile at the nun.
"Mr. Bernardino, I think you might be a godsend, but I will be
reserving my judgment on you. Come, I'll show you the caretaker's room
where you can stay."
The caretaker's
room was rudimentary, to say the least, but Frankie seemed pleased with
it. That evening he joined Sister Mary Michael and the three other nuns
who lived at the convent for a meal and evening vespers. Then he
retired.
It was a surprised Sister Mary Michael who saw Frankie the next morning
up bright and early, as he joined them for matins, morning prayer. "I
am surprised, Mr. Bernardino, to see you so diligent in your worship
and prayers. You are a far cry from our regular caretaker."
Frankie smiled one of those beatific smiles that she had seen the day
before. "I enjoy talking to the Father," he said. "I like-a to know
that He come first every day. I have-a the peace to know whatever
happens next, He and I are, how-a you say, on-a good terms."
After breakfast Frankie had Sister Mary Michael write a short note
saying that he was temporarily in the convent's employ and further
stating the calamity with the chapel roof. With this, Frankie explained
that he would go around to the various merchants in the town and see if
they would be able to donate the materials needed for the repairs.
"You'll need a lot of luck to get anything out of the hardhearted lot
that live in this town," said the nun none too positively.
Frankie smiled again and, pointing his finger upwards, he said, "Let's
see what-a God will do."
Later that day a
wagonload of wood and other materials was delivered to the door. Sister
Mary Michael stood with her mouth agape when one of the deliverymen
knocked on the door, asking where it should be delivered.
"'Round the back, man," she finally managed to say. "By the chapel,"
she added, yelling out to the man as he headed back to the wagon.
Later that evening, when Frankie returned to the convent, an animated
Sister Mary Michael accosted him in the hallway. "By all the saints,
man, how did you do it?" she demanded. "I've begged, cajoled,
threatened with hellfire and damnation, and have well nigh crawled
through Main Street on my knees, trying to squeeze pennies out of the
merchants of this town. And in one day you have come back with all
these building supplies for free. It is for free, isn't it?" she added
nervously.
Frankie chuckled. "Si, sorella, it is gratis. I just say I need-a help
and show the note. I say 'I am accattapane--beggar--for God,' and they
help me."
"Oh, Lord love you, man!" squealed the nun. "To be sure, you must teach
me how you do it. But the chapel--can you start on it tomorrow?"
"Si, sorella," said Frankie. "Tomorrow I will begin. Today has been a
big day and I am, how-a you say, all worn out. I think I will have to
go bed now. But no worries, sorella. Tomorrow I start."
"Bless you, Frankie Bernardino," said the nun. "The sisters and I will
say a rosary for you tonight before retiring."
"Grazie, sorella," said Frankie.
***
The following
morning Frankie was there again for matins, and after breakfast he
headed for the chapel. The serenity of the chapel and the serenity that
seemed to hover around Frankie blended well together.
Looking up at the hole, Frankie considered the job before him. After
about ten minutes he walked outside and scaled a ladder he put up
against the side of the building.
He stepped gingerly onto the roof. His first few steps were uneventful,
but as he got closer to the hole his foot went through the roof all the
way up to his knee. With some difficulty he extricated it, but even
though it would have seemed that his leg should have been badly gouged
by the sharp timber, there were no apparent scratches.
Frankie gingerly crept backwards on the roof towards the ladder.
"Do you know what you're bloody well doing?" came a voice from the
street. It was Art Kershaw, the proprietor of the largest hardware and
building supply store in the town.
Frankie leaned over the roof, looked down at the burly Australian, and
shrugged his shoulders.
"Thought as bloody much!" said Kershaw. "Get your bloody self back down
here before you fall to your death. You've got the smile of a saint but
obviously the roofing skills of a nitwit. That roof is a deathtrap. If
it is already caving in from the termites without anyone walking on it,
then the whole bloody thing is rotten."
Frankie carefully
got back onto the ladder and climbed back down.
"Reckon I'm gonna have to get a few of my blokes to help," Kershaw
said. "I've got no bloody idea why I am getting involved in all of
this," he added as he shook his head. "Must be the bloody sun. Addled
my brains, it has. But you," he glowered at Frankie, "stay off that
roof!"
Kershaw got on his horse, which had been tethered to a nearby
eucalyptus tree, and rode back into town. "I'll be back in an hour," he
yelled over his shoulder as he left. "And stay off that bloody roof!"
Frankie smiled and went to sit under the tree. A little bird landed on
a branch a few feet from him and started chirping incessantly. Frankie
whistled and talked softly back to it, until a few minutes later his
attention was drawn to two Aborigine children who were staring at the
spectacle. He waved at them, and as they ran over the bird flew off.
"We heard from the sisters that you're gonna fix the chapel," the boy
said.
"Si," said Frankie.
"Doesn't look like you're doing much," said the girl. "You stopped for
smoko already?"
"Smoko?" answered Frankie quizzically. "I don't smoko. What are your
names?"
"I'm Jacko and this is my sister Julie," answered the boy.
"You live-a near here?" asked Frankie.
"Yeah, not far. Our mum's gone walkabout and our dad is in the Outback
working on a sheep station, so we sort of hang around here for now,"
said Jacko.
"Will she be home for Christmas?" asked Frankie.
"Dunno," answered Julie. "Never can tell with walkabout. It's in our
Abo blood. When we got to walkabout, then we got to do it until we
don't got to do it no more."
"What-a will you do for Christmas then?" queried Frankie further.
"Dunno. Guess we'll just hang around here with the sisters," answered
Jacko.
"Hmmm!" said Frankie, rubbing his chin with his thumb and forefinger as
if in thought. "Then we'll-a have to see what we can do about that. I
have an idea."
The three of them sat under the tree for the next hour, coming up with
a Christmas plan, until interrupted by an agitated Sister Mary Michael
who came around the same corner the children had an hour before. "Why,
you two little scalawags! I've been searching high and low for you for
the last hour. I've a good mind to give you a thrashing for being out
here when you're supposed to be learning your catechism. And you, Mr.
Frankie Bernardino, you're supposed to be fixing our roof and you are
sitting on your backside under a tree. I'm beginning to have my doubts
about you all over again. I went into the chapel and there's nothing
done except another hole in the ceiling."
"Mi scusi, sorella, I am a sorry for taking the children away from
their catechism. Si, it is my fault. Please don't-a punish the
children. If-a you like you can spank me instead. See, here is a stick
and I'll bend over and you canna spank me instead of them."
Jacko and Julie
giggled loudly and Sister Mary Michael went redder in the face than
anyone had perhaps ever gone before. She was just about to explode when
the sound of horses and men coming up behind her caused her to turn
round. It was Art Kershaw and three other men on horseback, plus a mule
carrying carpentry tools.
"Good thing I didn't find you up that bloody ladder," Kershaw said as
he pointed his finger at Frankie. "Me and my boys will take things from
here."
"Mr. Arthur Kershaw, what in God's name are you doing here?" asked the
astonished nun.
"Saving that numskull's life," said Kershaw, nodding once again in
Frankie's direction. "He's got the smile of a saint and the brains of a
wombat. If I left him up on that roof alone, your next bloody service
would be a funeral. I don't know why I'm doing this other than that,
Sister, but I am going to fix your roof."
For the second time in two days, Sister Mary Michael's mouth hung open.
She really did not know what to say.
"Better shut that, Sister," said Kershaw with a smile. "Lots of flies
around here, and one of them might just fly in."
A befuddled Sister Mary Michael mumbled her thanks, and, after a few
more awkward moments, turned and herded the two children back to the
classroom.
After she left, the men broke out laughing. Once they'd regained their
composure, Kershaw got them to work.
"It'll take us a couple of days," he said turning to Frankie. "The
whole roof has got to go. Tell the nuns to cover up the furniture and
whatnot below. It's going to get awful dusty down there."
***
On day one
Kershaw and his men got the roof off. That evening they doused the wood
with petrol and set it on fire. "Only way to get rid of the termites,"
he explained.
On day two Kershaw and his men arrived early, but had not been there
more than ten minutes when two more wagonloads of men and supplies
pulled up.
"Seamus Kerrigan, you bloody Irish hooligan, what are you doing here?"
demanded Kershaw.
Kerrigan was as tall and lanky as Kershaw was short and burly. The two
walked over and stared each other in the eye.
"I wouldna be letting you, you heathen upstart, be helping a Catholic
mission without me having something to say about it."
"Why, you Irish hypocrite!" said Kershaw, staring Kerrigan down. "You
haven't darkened a door of a church these fifteen years I've known you.
Since when did you get religion?"
"Since that man over there," retorted Kerrigan, pointing his finger at
Frankie, "came to my place of business and asked if I could help with
the materials to fix this chapel of the good and holy sisters of my
religion, not yours. So here I am with me crew, and I am a-planning to
fix this chapel and save it from the shoddy mess you and your crew of
butchers would make of it."
"Shoddy mess? Crew of butchers? Why you bloody drunken ne'er-do-well. I
ought to tear your grinning head off."
As the two faced
each other and seemed ready to come to blows, Frankie ran in between
them. "Signori, signori, per favore. No fighting! There's-a plenty of
work for everyone. Canna we not all do the work?"
"Work with that bloody sorry excuse for a human being?!" growled
Kershaw. "Not for all the tea in China."
Hearing the commotion outside, Sister Mary Michael came steaming out
through the doors of the chapel. "What in the name of God Almighty is
going on out here?" she demanded.
Her eyes then fell on Seamus Kerrigan and she froze in her tracks.
"Good God! Seamus! By all the saints in Heaven above, what are you
doing here?"
"I've come to fix the roof on yer chapel!" exclaimed Kerrigan. "But
this dopey Australian galah is in my way. By all that our people have
suffered at the hands of the English, I am not going to let the son of
pommy immigrants fix my own sister's chapel."
"Your sister?!" exclaimed Frankie and Kershaw in unison.
"Yes, my sister!" shouted Kerrigan.
Sister Mary Michael went white. "I have never breathed a word that you,
you fallen-from-the-grace-of-God hellion of perdition are my older
brother. I have tried to hide from the shame of you becoming a heathen
apostate. And now you come here and shout it out to everyone! You have
shamed me, Seamus, and you have ignored me these many years. I will not
have it that you are coming now, offering to fix my chapel. I would
rather sit in its ruins than let you lift a hand to help me!"
Kerrigan stared
down at the ground at his sister's tirade. She marched over to him and
made as if she was going to slap his face, but at the last moment
wheeled around and ran crying back into the chapel.
Kerrigan slumped down on the ground where he stood and also began to
sob.
Kershaw and Frankie watched the whole scene. And then Kershaw shook his
head in disbelief. "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" he exclaimed.
"That has got to have been one of the most bizarre things I've ever
witnessed. Crikey! Stop your blubbering, man," he said turning to
Kerrigan, "else you're going to have me start soon. Why the hell didn't
you tell anyone the nun was your sister?"
"'Cause she hates me!" said Kerrigan. "These fifteen years I've known
she was here, but I never went to see her because she hates me! So here
comes this chance with this Italian fellow here and I figures, well,
it's Christmas and maybe here's me chance. So much for trying!"
"Letta me speak to her," said Frankie, coming over and laying a hand on
Kerrigan's shoulder. He then strode into the chapel.
The interior of the chapel was draped with tarpaulins and sheets to
keep the roofing dust and debris off the statues and pews and other
things inside. In a corner, slumped on a covered pew, sat the nun with
her head in her hands, crying uncontrollably.
Frankie
gingerly
walked over and squatted in front of her.
After some moments, Sister Mary Michael looked up and stared at
Frankie. "What is it with that smile of yours, Frankie Bernardino? It
is almost a sin for such a smile to be wasted on a swagman."
"It is-a my small gift from God," replied Frankie. "And now I think it
is your turn to receive-a a gift from God."
"And what gift is that?" asked the nun, still sobbing.
"The gift of forgiveness," replied Frankie.
"I cannot forgive that man," said the nun emphatically. "The torment
that he put my sainted mother and me through with his wayward ways, his
fighting, his blaspheming, and everything else--his running away and
leaving us to fend for ourselves. I saw my mother die more of a broken
heart than the consumption that ate her up. He never came home to help.
No, I cannot forgive him."
"I wasn't-a meaning that you forgive your brother," explained Frankie
further. "I was-a meaning that you need to receive God's forgiveness
for yourself."
"What on God's earth do I need forgiveness for?" retorted the nun.
"For holding on to hatred and bitterness in your heart," answered
Frankie.
"Why, you impertinent man," retorted the nun angrily. "How do you know
what is in my heart?"
"You have-a shown it today to everyone here," answered Frankie quietly.
"Your brother, he is like-a prodigal son in the Bible. He is-a coming
home to you today. Be like the father in the story and welcome him
home."
The nun stared at Frankie and tears came once again to her eyes, as she
could not deny the truth of what he was saying. "How does an Italian
swagman know such truths?" she asked. "There is more to you, Frankie
Bernardino, than meets the eye.
"I do not have the strength to go out there alone. Can you come with
me?"
"Si, sorella," answered Frankie.
The two arose and
walked back out into the street. Seamus still sat where he had been
when Frankie had left him, while Kershaw had plopped himself down under
a tree and was talking quietly with some of his crew.
The nun walked over to Seamus and knelt down before him.
"Can you be forgiving me, Seamus?" the nun asked as she put her hands
on both his shoulders.
"Forgiving you, Bridget?" he asked her, referring to her by her
childhood name.
"Aye, for the years of hatred, bitterness and--" she paused "--and for
my rejection of you."
"No, it is I who need your forgiveness for the pain I caused you and
Mammy."
"You have it freely given to you, Seamus. But do I have yours?"
"Of course, you silly girl. I do' na' know why you are needing mine,
though, for it is I who was in the wrong."
"I was in the wrong just as much for being so angry and bitter against
you." Sister Mary Michael wiped her eyes. "Now let's get up out of this
dusty street, for we have many years of life to catch up with. You are
quite the businessman I see now! What a difference from your tearaway
days."
Seamus got up slowly and lifted his sister to her feet.
"What are you grinning at? You look like a cat that just swallowed a
mouse," he snarled at Art Kershaw.
Kershaw laughed. "Well, it's just all so touching. So now can I get on
with putting on this roof?"
"Aye, but my lads will be a-helping you," said Seamus emphatically.
"Oh, all right!" replied Kershaw. "I suppose they can help with the
unskilled stuff."
"Unskilled!" yelled Seamus. "Why you tub of lard, my men are highly
skilled tradesmen and…"
"Signori, signori," said Frankie, running in between them again. "There
is-a plenty of work for all."
Both
antagonists
looked down at the little Italian who had squeezed himself in between
them and was trying rather unsuccessfully to push them apart.
Simultaneously they began to laugh.
Then Kerrigan turned around to go with his sister. As he left the
scene, he yelled over his shoulder to his crew boss, "Keep an eye on
them and don't let them get away with any shoddy work."
***
The work
proceeded on the roof for several days. With the large crew now working
at it, it was easily repaired and ready for the Christmas Eve midnight
mass. A visiting priest was going to perform the service, but Frankie,
Jacko, and Julie had a little surprise up their sleeves. They had asked
the worshippers to come an hour early. Frankie had also begged Art
Kershaw to come, even though he wasn't a Catholic.
At around 10:00 P.M. the worshippers gathered inside the chapel.
Frankie entered and asked them to come outside around the back.
There in the bright moonlight stood a replica of a stable. Frankie had
built it with some of the leftover roofing material. Tethered to one
side was Art Kershaw's mule, and in the middle were Jacko and Julie
dressed as Mary and Joseph, with a doll in a manger representing Jesus.
"We need-a some wise men," stated Frankie who went over to Seamus
Kerrigan and Art Kershaw with some capes and cardboard crowns.
The two weakly protested for a few moments, but then joined in. Jacko
and Julie's father Roger had returned from the Outback the previous
morning, and he was also pulled into the play as the third wise man.
It was not common for white folks to mix with Aborigines, but Sister
Mary Michael, who had been in on the plot, explained to Kershaw and
Seamus that one of the wise men had been supposedly "a black fellow,"
as she put it.
Roger came pulling a baby camel beside him to add to the authenticity
of the scene, camels being quite numerous in the Australian Outback.
Frankie assumed the role of a lone shepherd.
Sister Mary Michael read the Christmas story by lamplight as the men
acted out their roles.
"I feel like a jackass," Kershaw whispered to Seamus at one point.
"You're a wise man for once in your sorry life," Seamus joked. Kershaw
stifled a chuckle at the seeming incongruity of the scene.
The congregation applauded wildly at the end of the play, and then
Sister Mary Michael invited everyone inside the chapel for mass.
As the people filed in, the nun spied a familiar figure disappearing
into the convent. Instead of following him, she waited outside and
about five minutes later Frankie appeared with his swag on his back.
"And you would be just sneaking out of here?" she asked, surprising him.
"I need-a to go," he answered meekly.
"Indeed you must, to be sneaking out at this hour! I know who you are,
you know."
Frankie smiled broadly. "I knew you would-a figure it out."
"It took me a while to put all the pieces in place. Talking to the
birds, the brother termite business, a beggar for God, that smile, the
Christmas play, even the name of our mission. Thank you for blessing
our place with your presence, Francesco di Pietro di Bernardino, or
should I say Francis of Assisi. You have repaired our church, and I
don't just mean the building. You have healed me of my wounds, just as
you tended the lepers long ago. You have done wonders here."
Frankie smiled. "Go to mass, sorella. You have quite a flock to attend
to. I must-a be about our Father's business, but I look forward to the
day when we will-a meet again."
The nun and Frankie embraced and then she turned and headed to the
chapel. She didn't turn back, for she knew the swagman saint would no
longer be there. But she also knew that he would never be gone.
(Published
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