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At the Newspaper Boys Congress Dinner one little boy kept coming back again and again for pieces of pit. The coloured lady finally said to him, "Boy, if yo' don' stop eatin' pie, you's gonna bust!" The little boy said, "Well, lady, gime the pie and get outta the way!" A gentleman whose wife was delivered of a boy six months after marriage, asked a physician the reason for this. "Don't worry about it," said the latter, "this often happens in the case of the first child, but never afterwards." |
Bernard Shaw was enjoying a swin in a pool during a stay in South Africa; so were some boys who knew nothing of the august author. One small boy was "dared" by his playmates to "duck the old man" for a shilling. He accepted, but when he was close to his victim, panic seized him. Shaw turned, saw the youngster, and asked him what he wanted. In halting accents, the boy revealed the plot and the shilling bet. "Well," said Shaw, looking sternly at the youngster, "if you wait a moment while I get my breath, I'll let you push my head under water." He did, and the small boy swam back triumphantly to collect his shilling. |
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Only a dad with a tired face, Only a dad of a brood of four, Only a dad, neither rich nor proud, Only a dad, but he gives his all, --Edgar A. Guest |
Newspaper columnist Abigail Van Buren has composed a "Parent's Prayer" in which she stresses the practical side of raising children. Says "Dear Abby": Oh, Heavenly Father, make me a better parent. Teach me to understand
my children, to listen patiently to what they have to say, and to answer
all their questions kindly. Keep me from interrupting them or contradicting
them. Make me as courteous to them as I would have them be to me. Forbid
that I should ever laugh at their mistakes or resort to shame or ridicule
when they displease me. May I never punish them for my own selfish satisfaction
or to show my power.
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| Dear Lord, I do not ask That Thou should'st give me Some high work of Thine, Some noble calling, or some wondrous task. Give me a little hand to hold in mine; Give me a little voice to teach to pray; I do not ask that I may ever stand * * * * * |
Psalm for a Parent--Adapted from Psalm 23 I am God's shepherd for my child put here to supply all his needs, |
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